Our Menu
Starters & Sides
Millionaire Bacon*
$5.95
With pure organic maple syrup.
Two Crêpes with Syrup
$5.75
Vegetarian.
Southwestern Crab Cakes
$8.95
with chipotle aioli
Warm Brie
$8.95
With house pear-apple marmalade, toasted baguette | Vegetarian
French Fries
$3.95/Small
$5.95/Large
Beer Battered Onion Rings
$5.95
Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
$6.95
Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Turkey or Veggie Sausage
$4.95
Small Stack of Pancakes (3)
$8.95
Fresh Fruit Cup
$4.25
Pastured Eggs
$2.50/One
$4.50/Two
Fresh Baked Toast
$2.95
House Potatoes or Grits
$3.75
Side Spring Mix Green Salad
$6.00
choice of dressing
Crêpes
Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute French Fries for $1.50 | Substitute Gluten-Free Crêpe for $1.50
The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon)
$14.50
Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)
Altitude Adjustment
$12.75
Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar
The Blintz
$10.95
Two crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)
Duxelles (We Can't Say It Either)
$10.95
Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, velouté sauce | Grilled Red Bird Chicken +$2.50 | Vegetarian
The Homer (D'Oh!)
$13.95
Roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, onions, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, sour cream | Vegetarian
Breast O' Pesto
$14.50
Red Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar
Fahgeddaboutit (Think Brooklyn)
$14.50
Crispy chicken, spinach, mushrooms, onions, smoked provolone, walnuts, marinara sauce. Substitute artichoke hearts for chicken to make it vegetarian
The Porktastic (It's Sacrilicious)
$14.50
Pulled pork, bacon, mushrooms, onions, pear apple marmalade, sweet soy
Hot Strawberry & Nutella Crêpe
$8.95
Strawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No Side)
Whole Thing Crêpe
$9.50
Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)
Butter Rum Caramel Crêpe Cake
$9.50
No Side. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
Three-Egg Omelets
All of our omelets are made with Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs. Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits and Fresh Baked Toast Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free for $1.00
Foolish Heart*
$12.95
Artichoke hearts, tomatoes, Swiss cheese | Vegetarian
The Boulder*
$13.95
Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa | Vegetarian
Brie Foolish*
$13.95
Brie, bacon, fresh pears
Mexicali Blues*
$12.95
Spiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream | Vegetarian | Pulled Pork, Chorizo, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh +$2.50
Fool's Paradise (Denver - Get It?)*
$13.95
Onions, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar
Eggs Benedict
Velvety Hollandaise, Poached Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs, English Muffin, House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute Gluten-Free Bread for $1.00
Chorizo Benedict
$13.95
With house pork green chili. Featured on Triple D Nation
Bacon or Ham Benedict
$12.95
Crab Cake Benedict
$15.50
Smoked Salmon Benedict
$15.50
Tomatoes, onions, capers
Guacamole, Spinach, and Roma Tomatoes
$12.95
Vegetarian
Fried Chicken Benedict
$13.95
Sausage gravy or hollandaise
More Breakfast
It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
Corned Beef Hash
$14.95
"Best hash I've ever had!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs and toast. Featured on Triple D Nation
A Bunch of Hooey*
$11.95
House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast | Vegetarian | Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Pork Green Chili, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh +$2.50
Avocado Toast and Egg*
$8.00/One
$13.95/Two
Smashed avocado, spinach, roma tomatoes, english cucumbers, balsamic vinaigrette on fresh baked wheat toast with a Vital Farms pasture-raised egg | Vegetarian | Bacon +$2.50
Bagel with Lox (Smoked Salmon) And Cream Cheese
$9.75
Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions
Two Pastured Eggs (any Style) and Toast
$9.50
Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits | With Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage, Veggie Sausage or Chorizo $11.95 | Add a Crêpe with Syrup +$2.95
Blackened Salmon, Two Eggs, and Toast
$14.95
Topped with cilantro lime butter. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
Chicken Fried Steak and Two Eggs
$14.50
House sausage gravy and toast. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
Breakfast Burrito
$11.50
Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans in a flour tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits | Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Pulled Pork, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh +$2.50
Breakfast Tacos*
$12.95
Three soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, choice of chorizo, sausage, bacon or Mexican spiced tempeh. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
Tofu Scramble
$11.50
Tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits | Vegetarian
Breakfast Bagel Sandwich*
$11.95
Scrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits | Vegetarian
Southern Breakfast Combo
$14.50
Biscuits & house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits | Sub Crab Cake with Chipotle Aioli for +$1.50
Foolish Huevos
$11.95
On a crêpe, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs | $2.50/Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Pork Green Chili, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh
Sweet Sweet Breakfast
Sub Pure Organic Maple Syrup for $1.50
Challah Frenchie Toast (All the Taste, None of the Attitude)
$11.50
With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit | Vegetarian
Challah Frenchie Toast, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits
$14.95
Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
Belgian Waffles
$10.95
Choice of hot strawberries, hot pear-apple marmalade, Nutella or fresh fruit | Vegetarian
Belgian Waffle, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits
$14.95
Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
Chicken and Waffle
$14.95
Belgian waffle, fried chicken tenders, sausage gravy, two Vital Farms pasture - raised eggs, potatoes or cheesy grits
Buttermilk Pancakes, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits
$14.95
Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo | Sub Chocolate Chip or Blueberry Pancakes for +$1.00
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$9.50
Buttermilk Blueberry Pancakes
$9.50
Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
Served with French Fries. All Our Burgers are Certified Angus Beef & Come with Lettuce, Tomato & Onion. Substitute Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2.00 | Udi's Gluten-Free Bun for $1.25
The Burger
$12.50
Best burger in town | White Cheddar, Smoked Provolone, or Swiss +$1.00 | Bacon, Egg, or Brie +$2.00 | Sauteed Onion, Mushroom, or Jalapeno +$1.00
Foolish Burger
$14.50
Onion ring, bacon, smoked provolone, BBQ sauce
Hippie Brunch Burger
$14.50
Jalapeños, fried egg, bacon, 1,000 island
Mitch's Burger
$14.50
Sauteed onions, mushrooms, and green chiles, white cheddar, garlic aioli
Beyond Burger
$13.95
"Beyond Meat" plant-based burger, sauteed mushrooms and onions, baby spinach, smashed avocado, balsamic drizzle | Vegetarian
Philly Steak Sandwich
$13.50
Thinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette
Reuben
$14.95
"Outta this world!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye
Cuban Sandwich
$13.50
Slow-braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
$13.95
Fried breaded chicken breast, buffalo sauce, spring mixed greens, roma tomatoes, house blue cheese dressing, toasted bun
Grilled Chicken Club
$13.95
Red Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat
Blackened Salmon BLT
$14.95
Blackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun
Sandwiches
Served on Your Choice of Fresh House-Made Bread. Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free Bread for $1.00 | Comes with Fresh Tortilla Chips or House Potato Chips. Sub French Fries for $1.50, Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2.00 | Add White Cheddar, Smoked Provolone, or Swiss Cheese for $1.00
BLT Guacamole*
$12.00
On toasted bread with mayo. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad*
$11.50
Roasted Red Bird chicken breast with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo
Caprese*
$11.50
Fresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette | Vegetarian
Roasted Turkey, Pesto, and Swiss*
$11.50
Swiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo
Mediterranean Veggie Sandwich*
$10.95
House-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli | Vegetarian
Spicy Veggie Sandwich*
$10.95
Avocado, pepperoncini, lettuce, roma tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, sprouts, chipotle aioli | Vegetarian
Colossal Combinations
Choose from the "Sandwiches" section directly above
Half Sandwich & Spring Mix Green Salad
$11.95
Half Sandwich & Soup
$11.95
Spring Mix Green Salad & Soup
$9.95
Substitute Other Salad +$2.00
Huge Salads & House-made Soups
Served with Freshly Baked Bread. House-Made Dressings - Shallot Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Sesame Ginger Vinaigrette, 1,000 Island. Sub Seared Salmon for Chicken for $2.50. Sub Tofu or Crispy Chicken for Grilled Chicken
Cobb Salad*
$12.95
Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, english cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch
Seared Salmon Salad*
$13.95
Spring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, english cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette
Asian Pear Salad
$12.95
Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette
Spinach Walnut Salad
$12.00
Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, english cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette | Grilled Red Bird Chicken or Crispy Fried Chicken +$2.00
House-Made Soups
$4.00/Cup
$5.00/Bowl
Please ask your server for our soups of the day
Ask your server about daily drink specials. We have a full bar, we can make any cocktail for you. Please drink responsibly.
Bloodys
Craig's Signature Bloody Mary
$8.00
Best In Town | House made spiced Bloody Mary mix and our infused vodkas | Choice of House, Ghost Chili or Basil Lemon.
Ketel One
$10.00
Tito's Bloody Mary
$10.00
With tito's handmade vodka.
Cucumber Bloody Mary
$11.00
Ketel One botanical cucumber and mint with house made Bloody Mary mix.
Mimosas
Mimosa
$8.00
Orange, Cranberry or Grapefruit.
Man - Mosa
$12.00/Pint
Basil Lemon Mimosa
$10.00
Basil lemon infused vodka, simply lemonade, champagne.
Peach Blossom Mimosa
$11.00
Ketel One botanical, peach and orange blossom, champagne, orange juice.
Pearmosa
$10.00
Absolut pear vodka, elderflower liqueur, champagne, orange juice.
Beer - Mosa
$10.00/Pint
Upslope lager with simply orange juice.
Brunch Cocktails
Cucumber Mint Fizz
$11.00
Ketel One botanical cucumber and mint, elderflower liqueur, lemonade, soda water.
Canadian Mule
$10.00
Crown Royal whiskey, blackberry syrup, ginger beer.
Irish Coffee
$9.00
The perfect start to your day, with Jameson Irish whiskey, Irish cream and coffee. Topped with whipped cream.
Irish Chai
$9.00
Sherpa chai, Jameson Irish whiskey, Irish cream, served hot.
Espresso Martini
$11.00
Ketel One vodka, Marble coffee liqueur, oat milk, cinnamon.
Boozy Palmer
$9.00
Iced tea, lemonade, basil, lemon infused vodka.
Breakfast Shot
$9.00
Jameson Irish whiskey, butterscotch schnapps, orange juice with a slice of bacon.
Bourbon Blackberry Lemonade
$10.00
Bulleit bourbon, blackberry syrup, simply lemonade.
Wine
Wine
Ask your server for Red and White options.
Beverages
Sub Almond Milk or Oat Milk +$1.00 | Flavored Syrup +$0.80
Coffee
$3.25
Boulder organic fair trade.
Nitro Cold Brew
$5.00
Espresso
$3.00
Americano
$3.50
Cortado
$4.00
Cappuccino
$3.75
Latte
$4.75
Oat Milk Latte
$5.50
Salted Caramel Latte
$5.00
Mocha Latte with Whipped Cream
$5.50
Pot of Tea
$3.75
Loose leaf tea from the tea spot.
Sherpa Chai
$4.25
Spicy or Traditional.
Dirty Chai
$6.00
Hot Chocolate with Whipped Cream
$3.00
$4.50
Juices
$3.35
$4.00
Simply Orange, Grapefruit or Lemonade, Big B's Apple.
Arnold Palmer
$3.25
Iced Tea
$2.75
Rowdy Mermaid Kombucha
$5.50
Fountain Soda
$2.95
Coca Cola products.
Milk
$2.00
$3.00
Morning fresh daily.
Chocolate Milk
$2.50
$3.25
Items subject to change
Draft Beer
Upslope Craft Lager
$6.00
Ska Hazy IPA
$6.00
Odell 90 Shilling
$6.00
Avery IPA
$6.00
Cerveceria Venga Mexican Lager
$6.00
Avery White Rascal
$6.00
Shot of Bulleit Paired with Avery White Rascal
$12.00
Finkel & Garf Oatmeal Milk Stout
$6.00
Montucky Cold Snacks
$4.00
Hard Seltzer
$6.00
Wild Cider Hard Apple
$6.00
Other Rotating Bottles & Cans
Prices Vary
Ask your server.
All Items Serve 5 People | Minimum order of $100 | Let us know if there are items you would like that are not on this menu. All prices are for Pickup and subject to change. Delivery is extra. Please email or call with questions. Feel free to contact us with any special catering request selected from our regular menu, or food items not listed. We do individual box lunches, deli-platters, and "special Menu" selections to fit your catered event.
Breakfast
Breakfast Burritos
$45.00
(comes with one meat or veggie added) | Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans, cheddar, house pork green chili in a flour tortilla
Bunch of Hooey
$60.00
(comes with one meat or veggie added) | Scrambled eggs, house potatoes, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli
Egg Cheddar Sandwich
$50.00
(comes with one meat or veggie added) | On an everything bagel.
Granola with Yogurt and Seasonal Fruit
$45.00
Lunch
Salads
$65.00
Choose one: Spinach Toasted Walnut Salad with Chicken | Asian Pear Salad with Chicken | Cobb Salad with Chicken
Sandwiches
$60.00
Choose one: Turkey, Pesto and Swiss | Mediterranean Veggie | BLT Guacamole | Chicken Salad with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts
Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
$65.00
Choose one: The Burger – Certified Angus Beef. Fresh – Never Frozen | Foolish Burger – onion ring, bacon, provolone, bbq sauce | Chicken Club – swiss, bacon, guacamole | Cuban – slow braised pulled pork, ham, swiss,
pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo and mustard
Meat and Veggie Choices
Bacon
Sausage
Chorizo
Ham
Pulled Pork
Turkey
Red Bird Chicken
Broccoli
Green Peppers
Mushrooms
Onion
Tomato
Spinach
Artichoke Hearts
Roasted Red Peppers
Sides
Choose One:
$25.00
french fries, house potatoes, cheesy grits, tortilla chips, sweet
potato fries, crepes, scrambled eggs, fresh fruit
Choose One or Combo of Two:
$25.00
bacon, sausage, chorizo, turkey sausage, veggie sausage
Beverages
Boulder Organic Coffee
$25.00/box
96oz
Juice
$11.00/per 52oz container
Orange, Grapefruit or Lemonade
We do custom menus created for your special event. Below is a sampling of what we can do. If you would like something else, we would be happy to do that. When you contact us, we will call you to customize your menu with your input and budget.
Appetizers
Caprese
Fresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, balsamic and olive oil drizzle
Spinach Artichoke Dip
with house-baked baguette crostinis
Mini Crab Cakes
with chipotle remoulade
Boneless Chicken Wings
Assorted variety of sauces (buffalo, teriyaki, bbq, honey mustard, blue cheese or ranch) with celery and carrots
Mini Meatballs
Swedish or in marinara
Dumplings
(Pork, Chicken, or Vegetable) - ginger soy sauce
Charcuterie board
Selection of cured meats, cheeses, and olives
Steamed Mussels
in white wine sauce
Fried Calamari
Marinara or lemon aioli
Crostini Bite
Goat cheese, cream cheese, pesto, and sundried tomato
Shrimp Cocktail
Stuffed Mushrooms
with crab meat or parmesan cream cheese
Warm Brie
with pear apple marmalade or raspberry chipotle sauce. With house-baked baguette crostinis
Mini Hors D’oeuvres
Teriyaki Beef Satay
Broccoli Quiche minis
Antipasto Skewers
Bacon Wrapped Scallops
Crimini Mushroom with Sausage
Brie and Apricot Puff pastry
Beer Battered Vegetables, Cauliflower, Zucchini, and Onion
available, with house ranch
Southwestern Spring Rolls
with salsa
Snacks
available - mixed nuts, pretzels, chips with dips per request
Main Courses
Pork Loin
Choice of mustard glaze, raspberry chipotle sauce, or pear apple compote
Lemon Chicken
Breast of chicken with fresh lemon sauce
Pan Seared Flank Steak
with herb sauce
Marsala Chicken
Honey Soy Glazed Salmon
Roasted Vegetable Penne
Mini penne, roasted zucchini, red peppers, red onions, garlic, broccoli, olive oil, parmesan cheese (Available with chicken and pesto)
Mushroom Bolognese
Sides
Roasted New Potatoes and Roasted Vegetables
Mixed peppers, red onion, broccoli florets, carrots
Sauteed Fresh Green Beans and Garlic
Jasmine Rice
Roasted New Potatoes
Roasted Vegetables
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Roasted Butternut Squash
(in season)
Salads
Spinach Walnut Salad
Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumber, red onions, tomatoes, balsamic vinaigrette (allergens can be on the side)
Organic Mixed Green Salad
Choice of ranch, blue cheese, or balsamic vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
Dessert
Crepe Bar
Crepes, fresh fruit, hot strawberries, Nutella chocolate, whipped cream, ice cream
Hot Apple Crisp
Carrot Cake
Cheesecake
assorted flavors available
Chocolate Brownies / Mini Eclairs / Mini Cream Puffs
Assorted Holiday cookies
Foolish Craig’s Crepe Cake
Other
Items Available Upon Request For Each Section
Non Alcoholic Beverages
Iced Tea, Lemonade, Soda, coffee, espresso drinks as requested
Bar Selection
Beer - 4 local beers on-tap in addition to a selection of cans | Bottled Wine (we will spec out with you and purchase through our supplier) | High Noon Hard Seltzer | Full Bar