Our Menu
Starters & Sides

Millionaire Bacon*

Two Crêpes with Syrup

Southwestern Crab Cakes

Warm Brie
French Fries

Beer Battered Onion Rings

Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Turkey or Veggie Sausage

Small Stack of Pancakes (3)
Fresh Fruit Cup

Pastured Eggs

Fresh Baked Toast

House Potatoes or Grits

Side Spring Mix Green Salad
Crêpes
Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute French Fries for $1.50 | Substitute Gluten-Free Crêpe for $1.50

The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon)
Altitude Adjustment

The Blintz
Duxelles (We Can't Say It Either)
The Homer (D'Oh!)

Breast O' Pesto
Fahgeddaboutit (Think Brooklyn)

The Porktastic (It's Sacrilicious)

Hot Strawberry & Nutella Crêpe

Whole Thing Crêpe

Butter Rum Caramel Crêpe Cake
Three-Egg Omelets
All of our omelets are made with Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs. Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits and Fresh Baked Toast Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free for $1.00
Foolish Heart*

The Boulder*

Brie Foolish*

Mexicali Blues*

Fool's Paradise (Denver - Get It?)*
Eggs Benedict
Velvety Hollandaise, Poached Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs, English Muffin, House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute Gluten-Free Bread for $1.00

Chorizo Benedict

Bacon or Ham Benedict

Crab Cake Benedict
Smoked Salmon Benedict
Guacamole, Spinach, and Roma Tomatoes

Fried Chicken Benedict
More Breakfast
It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore

Corned Beef Hash
A Bunch of Hooey*

Avocado Toast and Egg*

Bagel with Lox (Smoked Salmon) And Cream Cheese
Two Pastured Eggs (any Style) and Toast
Blackened Salmon, Two Eggs, and Toast
Chicken Fried Steak and Two Eggs

Breakfast Burrito

Breakfast Tacos*

Tofu Scramble

Breakfast Bagel Sandwich*

Southern Breakfast Combo

Foolish Huevos
Sweet Sweet Breakfast
Sub Pure Organic Maple Syrup for $1.50

Challah Frenchie Toast (All the Taste, None of the Attitude)
Challah Frenchie Toast, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits
Belgian Waffles
Belgian Waffle, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits

Chicken and Waffle

Buttermilk Pancakes, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
Buttermilk Blueberry Pancakes
Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
Served with French Fries. All Our Burgers are Certified Angus Beef & Come with Lettuce, Tomato & Onion. Substitute Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2.00 | Udi's Gluten-Free Bun for $1.25

The Burger

Foolish Burger

Hippie Brunch Burger
Mitch's Burger
Beyond Burger
Philly Steak Sandwich

Reuben

Cuban Sandwich
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

Grilled Chicken Club

Blackened Salmon BLT
Sandwiches
Served on Your Choice of Fresh House-Made Bread. Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free Bread for $1.00 | Comes with Fresh Tortilla Chips or House Potato Chips. Sub French Fries for $1.50, Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2.00 | Add White Cheddar, Smoked Provolone, or Swiss Cheese for $1.00

BLT Guacamole*
Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad*
Caprese*

Roasted Turkey, Pesto, and Swiss*

Mediterranean Veggie Sandwich*
Spicy Veggie Sandwich*
Colossal Combinations
Choose from the "Sandwiches" section directly above
Half Sandwich & Spring Mix Green Salad
Half Sandwich & Soup
Spring Mix Green Salad & Soup
Huge Salads & House-made Soups
Served with Freshly Baked Bread. House-Made Dressings - Shallot Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Sesame Ginger Vinaigrette, 1,000 Island. Sub Seared Salmon for Chicken for $2.50. Sub Tofu or Crispy Chicken for Grilled Chicken

Cobb Salad*
Seared Salmon Salad*
Asian Pear Salad
Spinach Walnut Salad
House-Made Soups
Ask your server about daily drink specials. We have a full bar, we can make any cocktail for you. Please drink responsibly.
Bloodys

Craig's Signature Bloody Mary
Ketel One

Tito's Bloody Mary
Cucumber Bloody Mary
Mimosas

Mimosa

Man - Mosa
Basil Lemon Mimosa
Peach Blossom Mimosa
Pearmosa
Beer - Mosa
Brunch Cocktails
Cucumber Mint Fizz
Canadian Mule
Irish Coffee
Irish Chai
Espresso Martini
Boozy Palmer

Breakfast Shot
Bourbon Blackberry Lemonade
Wine
Wine
Beverages
Sub Almond Milk or Oat Milk +$1.00 | Flavored Syrup +$0.80
Coffee
Nitro Cold Brew
Espresso
Americano
Cortado
Cappuccino

Latte
Oat Milk Latte
Salted Caramel Latte

Mocha Latte with Whipped Cream
Pot of Tea
Sherpa Chai
Dirty Chai
Hot Chocolate with Whipped Cream
Juices
Arnold Palmer
Iced Tea
Rowdy Mermaid Kombucha
Fountain Soda
Milk
Chocolate Milk
Items subject to change
Draft Beer
Upslope Craft Lager
Ska Hazy IPA
Odell 90 Shilling
Avery IPA
Cerveceria Venga Mexican Lager
Avery White Rascal
Shot of Bulleit Paired with Avery White Rascal
Finkel & Garf Oatmeal Milk Stout
Montucky Cold Snacks
Hard Seltzer
Wild Cider Hard Apple
Other Rotating Bottles & Cans
All Items Serve 5 People | Minimum order of $100 | Let us know if there are items you would like that are not on this menu. All prices are for Pickup and subject to change. Delivery is extra. Please email or call with questions. Feel free to contact us with any special catering request selected from our regular menu, or food items not listed. We do individual box lunches, deli-platters, and "special Menu" selections to fit your catered event.
Breakfast
Breakfast Burritos
Bunch of Hooey
Egg Cheddar Sandwich
Granola with Yogurt and Seasonal Fruit
Lunch
Salads
Sandwiches
Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
Meat and Veggie Choices
Bacon
Sausage
Chorizo
Ham
Pulled Pork
Turkey
Red Bird Chicken
Broccoli
Green Peppers
Mushrooms
Onion
Tomato
Spinach
Artichoke Hearts
Roasted Red Peppers
Sides
Choose One:
Choose One or Combo of Two:
Beverages
Boulder Organic Coffee
Juice
We do custom menus created for your special event. Below is a sampling of what we can do. If you would like something else, we would be happy to do that. When you contact us, we will call you to customize your menu with your input and budget.
Appetizers
Caprese
Spinach Artichoke Dip
Mini Crab Cakes
Boneless Chicken Wings
Mini Meatballs
Dumplings
Charcuterie board
Steamed Mussels
Fried Calamari
Crostini Bite
Shrimp Cocktail
Stuffed Mushrooms
Warm Brie
Mini Hors D’oeuvres
Teriyaki Beef Satay
Broccoli Quiche minis
Antipasto Skewers
Bacon Wrapped Scallops
Crimini Mushroom with Sausage
Brie and Apricot Puff pastry
Beer Battered Vegetables, Cauliflower, Zucchini, and Onion
Southwestern Spring Rolls
Snacks
Main Courses
Pork Loin
Lemon Chicken
Pan Seared Flank Steak
Marsala Chicken
Honey Soy Glazed Salmon
Roasted Vegetable Penne
Mushroom Bolognese
Sides
Roasted New Potatoes and Roasted Vegetables
Sauteed Fresh Green Beans and Garlic
Jasmine Rice
Roasted New Potatoes
Roasted Vegetables
Roasted Brussel Sprouts
Roasted Butternut Squash
Salads
Spinach Walnut Salad
Organic Mixed Green Salad
Caesar Salad
Dessert
Crepe Bar
Hot Apple Crisp
Carrot Cake
Cheesecake
Chocolate Brownies / Mini Eclairs / Mini Cream Puffs
Assorted Holiday cookies
Foolish Craig’s Crepe Cake
Other
Items Available Upon Request For Each Section
